Fight diabetes with cookies!
From the annals of my undergraduate inbox. My email commentary on said listserv blast.
Of course. Because selling calories, starch, fat, and oil as a way to ‘reduce stress’ will give proceeds to the cancer and diabetes society. MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. Emotional eating. yeah, that’s always helpful.
Subject: [Lowell-open] LAST DAY TO ORDER A BIG COOKIE!!!!
To: Lowell-Open <email@example.com>
Know a friend that has too much going on?
BUY A GIANT COOKIE!Delicious, homemade, personal-pizza sized cookies will be made for you or your friends by members of*[Random Girls’ Finals Club full of women who would never actually eat said cookie]*
to ease the exam-period stress. Only $5! Order by Sunday, May 3rd.
Cookies will be chocolate chip with your choice of vanilla or chocolate frosting (or half and half!). Delivered to the door.
Order your cookies now and have them delivered the first week of reading period!
Just e-mail [person] with your order [name, chocolate or vanilla frosting, who you want it to be delivered to, their room number, optional message to be delivered with cookie]! And yes, if you were wondering, you CAN have a cookie (or 10) delivered to yourself!
Deliver your money to [mailbox] or email me to find a time so that I can pick it up.
All proceeds go to charity and are donated to the American Cancer Society and American Diabetes Association.
Hurry and get your order in today!